When reading the bleak stadium news today, one can always fall back on gallows humor and turn to Monty Python and the immortal words of Mr. Praline:
’E's not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on!
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!
‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker!
‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace!
If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory!
‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
We here at the NestLiner are particularly prickly when it comes to both dead birds and stadia, so we have a couple of suggestions for fellow fanatics.
First, don’t despair.
Second, don’t just go "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"!
Third, channel energies into productive pursuits that may help in the next phase or at the very least add to the experience of those who come out to matches.
At this point that is what a supporters’ club does – we organize and we continue to get more fans involved.
Let us show the nation that we are "not dead yet!"
Come Help at Chateau Du Tifo Tim
Fortunately with a national TV match coming just around the corner, we have the perfect outlet for your pent up passion!
What: SE Tifo Crew Meeting
When: Thursday, April 9th
Time: Starting after 6:30pm
Where: Tim’s Place (Washington, DC)
No Painting Ability Needed (really, if you made it through kindergarten art class with or without "merely a flesh wound" – you have all the necessary experience)!! 
Fun with Scissors and Colored Tape!
If you can’t make it out Thursday night – there will be two other "build" days next Tuesday and Thursday before the Game Day activities in front of the ESPN cameras.
This is an activity that everyone in the club can lend a hand both outside and in the stadium that we currently nest in.
Contact Tifo Tim at tifo@screaming-eagles.com for more information.
