Sorry, this isn’t about anything involving Paul and our recent trip to MLS Cup (however if you buy me a beer at the Toys and Toddies party on Sat, Dec 13 I might be convinced to spill!) D.C. United just sent out an email with the picture below and it just stuck me as very silly (Tommy J looks particularly fly with his United beanie and I wish Washington’s hands were clapping!)
It’s just begging for a witty caption so I’m turning to our Inside the Box readers to come up with suggestions (please post in the comments here). I’ll check back before I head out to the party and I’ll award the top 3 submissions with a beer on me at the party.
-Kim
George: “You’d wear mittens too if you lived on the side of a mountain. That windchill is a motherf*cker.”
George: “I cannot tell a lie. These aren’t really my hands.”
Abe: “Thanks to DCU, my log stays warm all winter long.”
Tom: “‘Sup homegirl?”
Sean: “Kyle, step away from the Photoshop.”
Abe: “When you dress this fly, you too can be ‘Inside the Box’.”
“I got the gloves so I’m keeper. Abe your tall and lanky so you’re sweeper, Jeffy…um, well you just design the set pieces – seems you’re good at that sort of stuff.”
TJ: Abe you going to the United game with us?
Abe: Can’t. My wife’s got tickets to the theater.
George: You’ll regret that.
“Bail-out, schmail-out, give them D.C. United gear and tickets and we’ll all just start driving Volkswagens.”
Matt Petrero
Teddy always finishing last means we get all the good DC swag before he gets here.
Not shown: Teddy Roosevelt and his DCU earrings.